Big Bang theory followed by two and a half men? What a perfect night of turning the tv off.
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it.
no actual spoilers probably don’t worry
moves so fresh you revive the dead comics
Sailor Moon Crystal scene redraw!
The anime is actually p cute. And im still trying to learn those pesky backgrounds
I have such a rampant mistrust for the Sorting Hat. What kind of enchantment lasts a thousand years after its caster’s death? How is this snide piece of regrettable fashion such a master Legilimens that it knows exactly how 11 year old kids are going to turn out? What does it think about while it sits in the Headmaster’s study for untold centuries?
That fucking hat is a Horcrux and nobody can convince me otherwise. And it’s been learning the innermost secrets of every kid to pass through Hogwarts for a millennium and absorbing their power.
The Sorting Hat is going to rise up and murder us all.
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
I have gathered the ingredients, how do I combine to create my cupcakes?
- 400 degrees of flour
- a mile of sugar
- earful of baking powder
- 5 galaxies of vanilla extract
- 9 years of eggs
He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.
I’m only interested in the simple things. Like how much this is going to hurt!
Sansa Appreciation: [Day 2] Fav Traits → Intelligence and Courage to play the game.
∟ Everyone wants something, Alayne. And when you know what a man wants you know who he is, and how to move him.
Between the [Avengers and The Guardians] teams, who do you think would win and how?
levels of headcanon:
- This is heavily supported by text/subtext and is likely what the creators intended for me to get from this
- this is sort of supported by the text and could, conceivably be what the creators intended for me to get from the text/subtext
- there is no evidence either way
- there is slight evidence against my headcanon, but I don’t care
- I’ve stopped giving a shit about canon
The Magic School Bus: The Movie Trailer
You’re a liar if you say that you wouldn’t go see this.