“You told me that life was not a song. That I would learn that one day, to my sorrow.” She felt tears in her eyes, but whether she wept for Ser Dontos Hollard, for Joff, for Tyrion, or for herself, Sansa could not say. “Is it all lies, forever and ever, everyone and everything?”
"Am I the woman who marries you, or the woman who murders you."
"Oh… I don’t want to marry you."
"I don’t want to murder you."
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012
i’ve never reblogged anything so fast
Biggest plot twist in history.
When you see someone with band merch
so my mom had this cyst on her ovary her freshman year of college so she got surgery to get it removed and after they removed it thERE WAS LIKE TEETH AND HAIR AND MISCELLANEOUS BONES IN IT AND THEY TOLD HER SHE ABSORBED HER TWIN IN THE WOMB and that’s why i’m scared of my mom
me as a teacher
what’s cuter than being cute
oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh
ok but literally how
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here